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For: agoodson

[dissemble]

From here

I'm where I want to be.

I'll wait a little and see if He answers you first. What's it like, where you are?

so very rude! I'm loving this though

[agoodson]

I'ᴍ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ. Hᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs. Iᴛ's ᴠᴇʀʏ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

For: ailes_dor

[dissemble]

From here

When he singlehandedly destroys the world: I told you so.

[ailes_dor]

Er, he's already trying to do that. Well, not single-handedly, you're being _very_ helpful.

For: incredulite

[abaisse]

From here

Nothing is fixed, Grantaire. We all have choices in how events turn out.

[read: stop being a hopeless, faithless drunk.]

thank u my good chum

[incredulite]

[ You're not my real mom. ]

Then what would you choose? I would choose to continue my behavior and hope for the best, just as you can turn away and hope for the best as well.

For: incredulite

[abaisse]

From here

I'm not going to answer your question about the Eiffel Tower because it's not important.

[incredulite]

I assumed you had already married it. You might have invited me.

[ Avoiding the real subject of his sobriety and the poor way he went about it? Most definitely. ]

For: Logomachist

[wouldhave]

From here

You want to make the world a better place? My world would be greatly improved by putting your dick in my mouth. Same goals

( ˘ ³˘)♥

[logomachist]

Not exactly designed to scale.

For: servingmichael

[andtherewas]

From here

Great! You can come and join us

[servingmichael]

Who is 'us'?

For southwards

[veneries]

From here

sorry i can't be as unfucked as the rest of your friends

[he is so hurt. his poor emotions are so wounded and it's all your fault.]

[southwards]

Are you trying to guilt trip me?

[abaisse]

[From here]


I spoke with Combeferre on the phone yesterday, and Courf the day before. [Severe is a tone he can still manage, and he avoids guilt because he doesn't do guilt. (He knows, though, that both his friends would be horrified to see the state of his apartment, his fridge... probably him.)

But it can't have been two weeks since R was throwing up at the other end of his phone.

His forehead furrows, he stares into the middle distance as he thinks through the days. He'd had the report due, got that done as well as the work Combeferre was supposed to do but couldn't because he was sick. Then he'd picked up some research to do for his professor, which he was getting done now alongside his own studies and all the usual work for the student paper and reports to write for the student advocacy group. And maybe it has been two weeks after all.

But it's all so important.] Look, it's just for a few weeks. Professor Lamarque asked me to to help him. [He'd mentioned it, but Enjolras had fought to be the one picked.]

[incredulite]

[ In a way, this feels oddly familiar. Perhaps too familiar, despite how different they are from one another. Grantaire has never been an ambitious man. He’s certainly never been as ambitious as Enjolras, who is currently so ambitious that everything else has fallen by the wayside in favor of his studies. Grantaire has, however, been in a place where everything has fallen by the wayside, and nothing has been important. He’s been there many times. It isn’t a good place to be, and to him, this is bordering dangerously close. He doesn’t want Enjolras to be anywhere near to that point.

One last time (for now, at least), he lets his gaze linger on Enjolras, on the dark shadows and the sallow skin. He shakes his head, then pushes back from the table to stand. For a moment, it seems as though he might be headed for the door, but instead, he stops near the sprawling mess of books and papers. ]

Which books are you finished with? Point them out to me. Just the ones on the bed. And tell me where you’d like them moved to.

[ Before he even glances over his shoulder, he’s certain he already knows which expression will greet him: another attempt at a scowl, probably mixed with some confusion. ]

Please don’t argue. It isn’t anything strange.

For incredulite

[abaisse]

[From here]

I have my doubts.

captcha or cat...pcha...

[incredulite]

I know. You usually do.

I know a kitten is significantly more adorable than any of us, but I'll sit in the corner. No one will be distracted.

For incredulite

[abaisse]

From here

[ Did he actually mean to volunteer himself? Surely he has better things to do? ]

How long will it take?

thank u for saving me from the confusion

[incredulite]

It might take five minutes. It might take an hour. Who can predict these things?

[ He is an embarrassment. ]

For ironyborn

[gandin]

From here

if your feeling sad i'll lend u one of mine
theyre both v nice

also they both are really enjoying the picture and one wants to remind u to get a rabies and tetanus shot :)

[ironyborn]

I have enough friends, thanks

[ He has one. ]

Not all of us need 5 million of them

For justtolove

[abaisse]

From here

Not wanting to make a mess with my friends doesn't mean I don't have fun.

[justtolove]

But do you drink with them, at least?

For incredulite

[abaisse]

From here

I would be impressed if you arrived at the set time.

[incredulite]

An attempt will be made. I may impress you yet. Perhaps I'll even arrive early someday.

[ Maybe today is gonna be the day. ]

For incredulite

[gandin]

From here

"I, Grantaire, am so incredible at noticing my friends talents am therefore the best friend one could have."

[incredulite]

I was not aware you knew of another Grantaire.

for: incredulite

[abaisse]

from here

[ It's 9:05 on Tuesday. Grantaire has literally just left Enjolras with the cat. ]

Are you sure you fed it this morning?

[incredulite]

[ Meanwhile, Grantaire is very much off to that "vague and nondescript thing" which is likely just him napping on Bossuet and Joly's couch for a few hours. ]

Of course I did. I wouldn't leave without feeding her. Why do you ask?

@ironyborn

[veneries]

you illiterate too? that line only works in person, arse for brains

[ironyborn]

You know fucking well I'm not illiterate. I thought I'd give you a chance to apologize.

@incredulite

[abaisse]

That depends on what happens in the next hour

[incredulite]

You'll find yourself in a better mood and change your response, of course.

It's a guess, but as I said, I'm feeling hopeful today.

For: momomachy

[prevaricate]

from here

You don't think the good Doctor Strange got all his magical trinkets through legitimate means?

[monomachy]

How the Sorcerer Supreme acquires his trinkets is not my business unless it threatens mankind. And thus far, he's done a rather stand-up job of actually protecting them.

Do I dare guess who the "original owners" are?

For: hardcase

[horriblepainter]

[ from here ]

What's your wisdom modifier?