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[abaisse]

My aunt has a cat that I don't think I've ever seen move.


[He's making a Presentation for the cat about appropriate cat behaviour and the consequences of not following it. There may or may not be a graph.]

[incredulite]

Are you certain your aunt's cat is alive?

[ ...Enjolras, that's not how cats work.

But Grantaire would be curious to see said presentation. ]

[abaisse]

I can tell the difference between a live and and dead cat.

[ You said that to discipline her you had to talk to her. A Presentation is the logical extension of that. ]

[incredulite]

[ Yes, extremely logical. ]

I don't doubt that. I just wasn't sure if you had been paying attention to the cat.

[abaisse]

I'm getting the idea that there's no danger of me not paying attention to your cat.



Perhaps being abandoned as a kitten made her more desperate for attention than a normal cat?

[incredulite]

She needs attention 24 hours a day, Enjolras.

[ She absolutely does not. ]

Try ignoring her. See what happens.

[ She'll probably just curl up and go to sleep. ]

[abaisse]

[ Ignoring her had been the plan. Now- ]

What will happen?

[incredulite]

I'm curious as well.

[ He doesn't actually know. ]

[abaisse]

Do you always just give her attention when she wants it?

[incredulite]

Yes.

[ What else is he supposed to do with his life? ]