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[logomachist]

You know that isn't what I meant. Can you not take at least this much seriously?

[wouldhave]

[omg why are you ruining this with actually serious matters]


If you're hoping that a night with your dick will inspire some spark of belief in the cause, I'm afraid I'm incapable of such a thing.

Two nights, maybe

[logomachist]

[Listen: it's a threesome with Patria or it's nothing.]

A belief in bettering yourself would be a half-decent start.

[wouldhave]

[rude]

Alas! I am a man held up by drinking and gambling and being a hopeless good-for-nothing. Take that away from me and there's nothing less.

[logomachist]

Then why bother with this at all, let alone invest two nights on the effort?

[wouldhave]

It's really very simple.

[He wants to give you a bj, Apollo. He's said so. And just because you made this serious and less fun, he's going to be petulant and not remind you that's he's already said so.]

[logomachist]

It's missing an important step.

[wouldhave]

Enlighten me, O Athenian font of knowledge and wisdom

[logomachist]

The premise is that this will make the world a better place, and that there's effective practice in approaching that goal on an individual basis.

The proposition is pizza and oral sex.

What's missing is how the world is made better by this proposal's enactment. All I can see is fleeting contentment for you and no lasting positive impact.

[wouldhave]

Don't forget the possible contentment for you in case you decide you like orgasms. :)

[logomachist]

And that betters the world?

[wouldhave]

It betters you. And you better the world.

[logomachist]

So could you.

[wouldhave]

The world is shit, people in it are shit... why would I bother?

[logomachist]

The world is fixable. It just takes people deciding to care enough to make parts of it new again.

You know that.

You SHOULD know that.

[wouldhave]

[He knows that you believe in it enough to live your life for it. Don't make him work for that distant intangible dream, just let him work for you.]

I know that you care enough.

[logomachist]

[If he still knew how to tell the two things apart, they wouldn't be here.]

What, for the whole world??

[wouldhave]

You would if you could.

[logomachist]

Or you could help.

[wouldhave]

that's what the blowjob is for

[logomachist]

How? It's going to make you care more? Or going to make me care twice as much?

[wouldhave]

[Don't quantify his offer of blowjobs. just accept them. plz.]

Do you feel like you could care twice as much? I doubt there's room for more passion in you.

[logomachist]

Possibly. You certainly could stand to.

[Alas, Grantaire must suffer through his weird version of 'buy me dinner first.']

[wouldhave]

[look he said he's got pizza]

Me? I already feel a great deal of passion about wine, about cat videos and sad movies that are poorly reviewed but stir my heart anyway.

And your dick, but I think we've established that already.

[logomachist]

What, even when you're sober?