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[logomachist]

Then why bother with this at all, let alone invest two nights on the effort?

[wouldhave]

It's really very simple.

[He wants to give you a bj, Apollo. He's said so. And just because you made this serious and less fun, he's going to be petulant and not remind you that's he's already said so.]

[logomachist]

It's missing an important step.

[wouldhave]

Enlighten me, O Athenian font of knowledge and wisdom

[logomachist]

The premise is that this will make the world a better place, and that there's effective practice in approaching that goal on an individual basis.

The proposition is pizza and oral sex.

What's missing is how the world is made better by this proposal's enactment. All I can see is fleeting contentment for you and no lasting positive impact.

[wouldhave]

Don't forget the possible contentment for you in case you decide you like orgasms. :)

[logomachist]

And that betters the world?

[wouldhave]

It betters you. And you better the world.

[logomachist]

So could you.

[wouldhave]

The world is shit, people in it are shit... why would I bother?

[logomachist]

The world is fixable. It just takes people deciding to care enough to make parts of it new again.

You know that.

You SHOULD know that.

[wouldhave]

[He knows that you believe in it enough to live your life for it. Don't make him work for that distant intangible dream, just let him work for you.]

I know that you care enough.

[logomachist]

[If he still knew how to tell the two things apart, they wouldn't be here.]

What, for the whole world??

[wouldhave]

You would if you could.

[logomachist]

Or you could help.

[wouldhave]

that's what the blowjob is for

[logomachist]

How? It's going to make you care more? Or going to make me care twice as much?

[wouldhave]

[Don't quantify his offer of blowjobs. just accept them. plz.]

Do you feel like you could care twice as much? I doubt there's room for more passion in you.

[logomachist]

Possibly. You certainly could stand to.

[Alas, Grantaire must suffer through his weird version of 'buy me dinner first.']

[wouldhave]

[look he said he's got pizza]

Me? I already feel a great deal of passion about wine, about cat videos and sad movies that are poorly reviewed but stir my heart anyway.

And your dick, but I think we've established that already.

[logomachist]

What, even when you're sober?

[wouldhave]

Don't worry. I try to put it from my mind when you're waxing eloquent on the dire state of the world or doing your best to change things through sheer force of personality.

[logomachist]

I wouldn't have guessed you've ever been sober while I'm speaking.

Why cat videos, by the way?

[wouldhave]

[Apollo, light of R's life, are you seriously asking why cat videos

There is no why. Cat videos just are.]


because I'm sure you were a cat in a former life, and I can't stand to be parted from you when I can't watch you orate in public or private


since it comes to mind that you might not understand sarcasm, that was sarcasm, oh Apollo

[logomachist]

[Because he likes understanding passion, R. It's one of his, like, two things. If cat videos are worth fighting and dying for, he wants to know.]

Enjoy your pizza.