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[logomachist]

So could you.

[wouldhave]

The world is shit, people in it are shit... why would I bother?

[logomachist]

The world is fixable. It just takes people deciding to care enough to make parts of it new again.

You know that.

You SHOULD know that.

[wouldhave]

[He knows that you believe in it enough to live your life for it. Don't make him work for that distant intangible dream, just let him work for you.]

I know that you care enough.

[logomachist]

[If he still knew how to tell the two things apart, they wouldn't be here.]

What, for the whole world??

[wouldhave]

You would if you could.

[logomachist]

Or you could help.

[wouldhave]

that's what the blowjob is for

[logomachist]

How? It's going to make you care more? Or going to make me care twice as much?

[wouldhave]

[Don't quantify his offer of blowjobs. just accept them. plz.]

Do you feel like you could care twice as much? I doubt there's room for more passion in you.

[logomachist]

Possibly. You certainly could stand to.

[Alas, Grantaire must suffer through his weird version of 'buy me dinner first.']

[wouldhave]

[look he said he's got pizza]

Me? I already feel a great deal of passion about wine, about cat videos and sad movies that are poorly reviewed but stir my heart anyway.

And your dick, but I think we've established that already.

[logomachist]

What, even when you're sober?

[wouldhave]

Don't worry. I try to put it from my mind when you're waxing eloquent on the dire state of the world or doing your best to change things through sheer force of personality.

[logomachist]

I wouldn't have guessed you've ever been sober while I'm speaking.

Why cat videos, by the way?

[wouldhave]

[Apollo, light of R's life, are you seriously asking why cat videos

There is no why. Cat videos just are.]


because I'm sure you were a cat in a former life, and I can't stand to be parted from you when I can't watch you orate in public or private


since it comes to mind that you might not understand sarcasm, that was sarcasm, oh Apollo

[logomachist]

[Because he likes understanding passion, R. It's one of his, like, two things. If cat videos are worth fighting and dying for, he wants to know.]

Enjoy your pizza.

[wouldhave]

Alas! He has decided enough is enough. I'll enjoy what's left of the cold pizza, if you promise the next time you wank you think of blowjobs ;)

[logomachist]

Why? What in the world good will that do you?

[wouldhave]

Absolutely nothing!

[Just don't immediately forget him when he isn't in front of you.]

[logomachist]

Then why would you ask for it?

[wouldhave]

Because I'm drunk, the pizza's cold, and tonight sadly lacks blowjobs. One of us must salvage this situation!

[logomachist]

No one's stopping you from going out and getting one.

[Which is probably the right time to just. turn off his phone but. here he is typing again.]

Why do you only text me when you're drunk?

[wouldhave]

I'm already eating the pizza. It would be sad if I was responsible for both parts.

[He's not answering that second text.]

[logomachist]

[Okay but so.]

Text someone else to come over, then.

Why do you only text me when you're drunk, R?