[Lucifer shares the story, for once not caring that he's giving away all this information for nothing. Amara's rise, the Winchester's involvement, turning to Lucifer, God arriving in the nick of time, his reconciliation and the subsequent fight.
Michael had been locked in the Cage the entire time, so knowing that their Father had left him there would hurt him more than not.]
Then he left, with our dear Aunt. All the loose ends tied up, you could say.
[It's going to be a while before Michael can assemble these pieces into something truly cohesive. He's merely staring at the shards. Father returned. He apologized and Lucifer forgave him. Lucifer fought by God's side. While he was left in that Cage the whole time?]
I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴀɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.
Wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
[Don't mind him, he's just quietly losing his mind. Again?]
SHARE THIS IMAGE OF A CHERUB OR OUR FATHER WILL NEVER RETURN TO US
It means I don't want to tell you. Starting the Apocalypse isn't on my calendar this month.
EXACTLY. and the terrible quizzes. oh yes. 'Who is your Supernatural boyfriend?' WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Tʜɪs ɪs ʀɪᴅɪᴄᴜʟᴏᴜs. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ Aᴘᴏᴄᴀʟʏᴘsᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ?
is this the real apocalypse???!?!?!?
here's one weird old trick for achieving your true destiny???
here are SEVEN reasons heaven is awesome. Everyone loves number three!!!
just wait until he finds the fan-fiction. can he smite the internet? gonna find out!
Hᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴀɢᴇ?
[Someone's poor little angelic brain is breaking a bit.]
ahahaaaaa he'll just delete internet explorer on every computer he finds. that's how it works
I caught up with Dad and Amara, which was nice.
[just casually dropping that bombshell into conversation? of course, because screw you, big brother.]
truly doing God's work
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[Straight from slightly broken to shattered in record time.]
Hᴏᴡ?
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Michael had been locked in the Cage the entire time, so knowing that their Father had left him there would hurt him more than not.]
Then he left, with our dear Aunt. All the loose ends tied up, you could say.
[Except all the loose ends that mattered.]
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I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴀɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.
Wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ?
[Don't mind him, he's just quietly losing his mind.
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[Two vengeful archangels stuck in a Cage with one of the humans that fought to put them there? Yes, it would have been ugly.]
Wʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴡ?
[Less asking for advice and more wanting to know where Lucifer stands now.]
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[Can a text radiate bitter anger? Let's find out!]
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It's like he doesn't care, or it's not important to him, or he just wants us to get on with our lives.
[If Lucifer seems to be pressing the point it's because he feels that this is what he's been saying all this time.]
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Tʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ɪᴛ.
[How could He come back and not say anything? How could He come back and talk to Lucifer but not him? No. It wasn't supposed to be like this.]
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[This was supposed to be His plan. Michael has thought so for ages upon ages. So, yes, he's having trouble with the idea that it wasn't.]