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For incredulite

[abaisse]

From here

I would be impressed if you arrived at the set time.

[incredulite]

An attempt will be made. I may impress you yet. Perhaps I'll even arrive early someday.

[ Maybe today is gonna be the day. ]

[abaisse]

Work on that. I'll see you in half an hour.





Or therabouts.

[incredulite]

If we're fortunate.

[abaisse]

[about ten minutes later]


If you feel like being early, I'm here.

[incredulite]

[ He might be doing his best to pull himself together. Since he has an opportunity to impress to the absolute minimum amount. ]

And surely you've been there for hours already.

[abaisse]

I've worked from home so far today.

[incredulite]

Have you? What miracles.

Well, you will be surprised and perhaps even impressed to know that I am on my way.

[abaisse]

[ He'll believe it when he sees it. ]

What do you want, by the way?

[The fruit of another Combeferre intervention: offer to buy someone a drink when they meet you someplace for work. The execution needs work.]

[incredulite]

[ I can't believe Enjolras is learning. ]

That is a dangerously vague question. Would you like to rephrase it before I respond?

[abaisse]

[ He is capable of it!! ]

At the cafe? [ duh? ]

[incredulite]

Well, you're already there.

[ Listen, buddy, you set yourself up for this even though he knows his incredibly clever and thinly veiled jabs aren't going to be appreciated he has to make them. ]

[abaisse]

What? Of course I'm here I just told you that.



[It takes a moment to work that one out. He still hasn't figure out how to eyeroll via text so he's just not going to say anything else about it.]

[incredulite]

I am aware.

[ Oh, fine, if you're not going to react. ]

No, thank you, I don't need anything else.

[abaisse]

That seems unlikely.

[ He's ticked off about that last comment of course he's going to argue. ]

[incredulite]

[ Arguing, yes. His favorite. ]

Does it? Do I often request much of you?

[abaisse]

What? You're capable of restraining from making more ridiculous jokes?

If you have to, at least joke about things that are actually humourous.

[incredulite]

Everything I joke about his humorous. You simply miss out on the laughter by not appreciating it. Of course I'm capable of restraint, though.

[abaisse]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[incredulite]

You just have. I could have made a joke about that, but I've restrained myself.

[abaisse]

[Well he can't disupte that.]

I'll see you shortly.