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[wouldhave]

Enlighten me, O Athenian font of knowledge and wisdom

[logomachist]

The premise is that this will make the world a better place, and that there's effective practice in approaching that goal on an individual basis.

The proposition is pizza and oral sex.

What's missing is how the world is made better by this proposal's enactment. All I can see is fleeting contentment for you and no lasting positive impact.

[wouldhave]

Don't forget the possible contentment for you in case you decide you like orgasms. :)

[logomachist]

And that betters the world?

[wouldhave]

It betters you. And you better the world.

[logomachist]

So could you.

[wouldhave]

The world is shit, people in it are shit... why would I bother?

[incredulite]

[ He shoots off his address, then follows it up when another response: ]

I am rebelling by not rebelling at all. Rebelling against myself is the most rebellious thing I've ever done.

[ Not really, but he kind of has Enjolras in a place where he is actually paying attention to him hello? and he doesn’t want to screw that up. ]

[abaisse]

[He orders the uber, with instructions to pick up a bottle of water to give to Grantaire and to not stop anywhere except at his apartment.]

I find that hard to believe, but sure. If that helps get you through this.

I've called the uber, it should be there in a few minutes.

[logomachist]

The world is fixable. It just takes people deciding to care enough to make parts of it new again.

You know that.

You SHOULD know that.

[wouldhave]

[He knows that you believe in it enough to live your life for it. Don't make him work for that distant intangible dream, just let him work for you.]

I know that you care enough.

[logomachist]

[If he still knew how to tell the two things apart, they wouldn't be here.]

What, for the whole world??

[wouldhave]

You would if you could.

[logomachist]

Or you could help.

[wouldhave]

that's what the blowjob is for

[logomachist]

How? It's going to make you care more? Or going to make me care twice as much?

[wouldhave]

[Don't quantify his offer of blowjobs. just accept them. plz.]

Do you feel like you could care twice as much? I doubt there's room for more passion in you.

[logomachist]

Possibly. You certainly could stand to.

[Alas, Grantaire must suffer through his weird version of 'buy me dinner first.']

[wouldhave]

[look he said he's got pizza]

Me? I already feel a great deal of passion about wine, about cat videos and sad movies that are poorly reviewed but stir my heart anyway.

And your dick, but I think we've established that already.

[logomachist]

What, even when you're sober?

[wouldhave]

Don't worry. I try to put it from my mind when you're waxing eloquent on the dire state of the world or doing your best to change things through sheer force of personality.

[logomachist]

I wouldn't have guessed you've ever been sober while I'm speaking.

Why cat videos, by the way?

[wouldhave]

[Apollo, light of R's life, are you seriously asking why cat videos

There is no why. Cat videos just are.]


because I'm sure you were a cat in a former life, and I can't stand to be parted from you when I can't watch you orate in public or private


since it comes to mind that you might not understand sarcasm, that was sarcasm, oh Apollo

[logomachist]

[Because he likes understanding passion, R. It's one of his, like, two things. If cat videos are worth fighting and dying for, he wants to know.]

Enjoy your pizza.

[wouldhave]

Alas! He has decided enough is enough. I'll enjoy what's left of the cold pizza, if you promise the next time you wank you think of blowjobs ;)